bllllaaaaahh i originally should have been driving to new jersey/new york today.. now i cant even go to columbia. so instead of those, i am going to go work with two year olds and girls who think they're on the hills or some shit and try to find money so i can drown myself in alcohol and shame. i figure i havent peed myself in a bit. good news is that i got a kick ass bike that im in love with. shakira's "she wolf" video is fucking hilarious. bitch is weird.